distort | big secrets
Have you ever wondered why no one has ever shown conclusive
evidence that there was indeed an alien craft that crashed in
Roswell, New Mexico on July 4th, 1947? Have you ever wondered
why the Govenment has never devulged knowledge of the existence
of ultra-powerful mega-corparations such as PhilCorp? The answer
is yes. The reason you know little about these kinds of things
is because the government doesn't want you to have all that
information at your disposal. They don't want you to know about
aliens and other paranormal activities, like who invented the
lightbulb. It's a conspiricy!
Stick it to The Man!