distort | who is ryan

Are you sex-starved? Do you need it so bad you could kill? Well
being here won't help you will it? This has nothing to do with
sex. Nothing.

Sex: Male
Birthday: August 8, 1983 (790 after Natalie Portman's.)
Place of Birth: Calgary, AB, Canada
Current place of Residence: Same as above
Height: Short
Weight: 123 lbs.
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Book: A toss up between Mien Kampf and Green Eggs and Ham
Favorite Band: Scooter
Email: [email protected]
ICQ: 20840485
Random Quotes:
"If I were smarter I would remember what I was going to say."
"What? I'm confused. What's going on?"
"I like to call Ivan Unicorn Ivan to piss him off."